tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50501163833998725612024-02-20T10:53:46.527-08:00Wyrd Kalendar"If you like your scare fare laced with imagination, surprise, and plenty of spine-tingling moments, I cannot recommend this enough"- Scream Magazine
“…this package represents a thriving literary and musical counter-culture.” **** SHINDIG
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger190125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-73539599615037372112021-03-28T04:59:00.004-07:002021-03-28T05:01:56.767-07:00March - A Live Reading of "The Crucified Hare"<p> </p>
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"The Crucified Hare" is the March set story from "Wyrd Kalendar. </div><div><br /></div><div>This is a live reading from March 27th 2021. </div><div><br /></div><div>Written and performed by Chris Lambert
</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-13301806651202867992021-02-27T09:24:00.001-08:002021-03-28T10:37:07.165-07:00February - "February the 31st" - A reading by Kate Abery<p> </p>
<iframe allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="215" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/C9S4QXAtMlM" title="YouTube video player" width="360"></iframe><div><br /></div><div><span style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #030303; font-family: Roboto, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Kate Abery reads "February the 31st" from various exotic locations in and around Dubai.
"February the 31st" is taken from "Wyrd Kalendar".</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-47653399259847993662021-01-31T08:51:00.004-08:002021-01-31T08:51:33.505-08:00It's January 31st! Make your bed (and pop your clothes outside).<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM1ZgL2GP2b5iPaMDvSSDtWhQSDoI5TsZ0jpCw0dczIRbgwjFuCgPAZTymNSyK7onVJRZPBvcADLY7ZsXKMT9fBTwN-eO5gmdS74EwqoSkb9CPghq_mON_OBpKdECqnRgnByxwLJ39Cxv1/s2048/brigid+eve.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM1ZgL2GP2b5iPaMDvSSDtWhQSDoI5TsZ0jpCw0dczIRbgwjFuCgPAZTymNSyK7onVJRZPBvcADLY7ZsXKMT9fBTwN-eO5gmdS74EwqoSkb9CPghq_mON_OBpKdECqnRgnByxwLJ39Cxv1/w266-h400/brigid+eve.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">On this Imbolc Eve prepare for the Fire Goddess Brigid* by making a straw doll, making your bed and leaving out clothes for her to bless to ensure fertility. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*She later changed her name to St. Bridget so as not to upset the new neighbours.</div><div><br /></div></div><br /><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-67858814938956449452021-01-24T08:31:00.001-08:002021-01-24T08:35:43.576-08:00It's January 24th! Listen to the tits!<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9kB-WQJOk6XB6kgPEIBvEfRAbYuSqtwBuwJj8S8LTvt-SgxOtC3CGmZXOkZfACE4g5r_CvACQTLyA74fd8g_8e8uC129QLqhh_1-SgKkwSraUKfF__eYogzqBntZrcXCSOYXuCSTOAz06/s2048/tits.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9kB-WQJOk6XB6kgPEIBvEfRAbYuSqtwBuwJj8S8LTvt-SgxOtC3CGmZXOkZfACE4g5r_CvACQTLyA74fd8g_8e8uC129QLqhh_1-SgKkwSraUKfF__eYogzqBntZrcXCSOYXuCSTOAz06/w266-h400/tits.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIq6LjqScqZ-EW2UGgmRFfqcXv2jETlYq8ZDWTfgQc7_GJHCpAJJjwtGRUBtu7IVg1L3ROcGViObAfscVQ58Z0hylP4_LwVEJUz8QMMKmzGswqUlEOXYv3PtS3v3MwPwqjM2N1_djZqsve/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="404" data-original-width="1415" height="91" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIq6LjqScqZ-EW2UGgmRFfqcXv2jETlYq8ZDWTfgQc7_GJHCpAJJjwtGRUBtu7IVg1L3ROcGViObAfscVQ58Z0hylP4_LwVEJUz8QMMKmzGswqUlEOXYv3PtS3v3MwPwqjM2N1_djZqsve/" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm6C9iu2QVpOWSWb6yDbFeTL7kde1Dnj3rHhlBwQ7lhfYPJB9-IxRQXPHmcDX8FZEOTOcbNUOuAAsiWPplQSbc8WKmYG-vcVXOsL1ry6d3_mO2_UJ_n2QvJF5FhHL6a4HTHx9n9iUDy0Ma/" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="" data-original-height="52" data-original-width="1166" height="14" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm6C9iu2QVpOWSWb6yDbFeTL7kde1Dnj3rHhlBwQ7lhfYPJB9-IxRQXPHmcDX8FZEOTOcbNUOuAAsiWPplQSbc8WKmYG-vcVXOsL1ry6d3_mO2_UJ_n2QvJF5FhHL6a4HTHx9n9iUDy0Ma/" width="320" /></a></div><br /><br /></div><br /><br /></div><br /><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-30775608720135442762021-01-16T08:39:00.004-08:002021-01-16T08:39:45.774-08:00It's January 16th - Enjoy the Wassail (but not too much!)<p> </p><p></p><div style="text-align: center;">This is allowed...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKMDJjFcQ-6zb34HsQTHvI5dQPwxpZoS_ovFxYwEd_dFISs0zTgTlqD4PPbwRHIRGqe0uoKZ_U75yWO9ejpN2SCrmT2qaMlT55Jj7BeYWyJFeTb6AYlRbXRTU6XjDR-O2_R31cM5V8GcwL/s2048/wassail.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKMDJjFcQ-6zb34HsQTHvI5dQPwxpZoS_ovFxYwEd_dFISs0zTgTlqD4PPbwRHIRGqe0uoKZ_U75yWO9ejpN2SCrmT2qaMlT55Jj7BeYWyJFeTb6AYlRbXRTU6XjDR-O2_R31cM5V8GcwL/w266-h400/wassail.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><p><br /></p><div style="text-align: center;">This is frowned upon...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbSzRXl2com2kWSJmhjW2ZfmtemHXJabX-mLqRnrsy-fnaL-PJj6IbnErV8vSreR5Uz9QYxB8OyX1T2vWUxmXk9AjUMaGTVW8wHaIKMswE1Gq6ni3dM_Y4l94njRFSjIeBv60fubgFjsKO/s2048/apple+wassailing2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbSzRXl2com2kWSJmhjW2ZfmtemHXJabX-mLqRnrsy-fnaL-PJj6IbnErV8vSreR5Uz9QYxB8OyX1T2vWUxmXk9AjUMaGTVW8wHaIKMswE1Gq6ni3dM_Y4l94njRFSjIeBv60fubgFjsKO/w266-h400/apple+wassailing2.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><br /><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-6178705177274201522020-12-28T07:56:00.001-08:002020-12-28T07:58:02.223-08:00It's December 28th! Just stay in bed...<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6MhE8Buyb2Y2gVwO1S2SHBHVdlAqD37ZamL_HA9lwfM5G_2BPfgF0uVLEW2RnvzhBVCR6XGl4ruRPV4G49Z94a7kgQKb_IBdXCdLZLB6P38Uu4hwfoQXbHRM3D2O_pe59ROvddTATzOIW/s2048/unlucky.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6MhE8Buyb2Y2gVwO1S2SHBHVdlAqD37ZamL_HA9lwfM5G_2BPfgF0uVLEW2RnvzhBVCR6XGl4ruRPV4G49Z94a7kgQKb_IBdXCdLZLB6P38Uu4hwfoQXbHRM3D2O_pe59ROvddTATzOIW/w266-h400/unlucky.jpg" width="266" /></a></div>Today is the unluckiest day of the year. <p></p><p>It is Childermas - the day in which we remember the babies killed by King Herod - this is considered to be the unluckiest day. </p><p>If the 28th has fallen on a Monday then this is also Judas' birthday. This day is also considered to be the unluckiest day of the year. So you have two for the price of one. </p><p>Our advice?</p><p>Stay in bed.</p><p>And if you've got out of bed?</p><p>Go back to bed and stay there.</p><p>There really is no point doing anything today.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-10633936118227342512020-12-13T04:58:00.004-08:002021-01-24T08:33:32.766-08:00It's December 13th! Stick some candles on your bonce!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguibfRk4pU9xkF9MYst-TZl5ELo20bugr7qkcyPxNBxLvJnl8gWuk4qov9gNhsczzgsRK5lUoyRjBFrf_vrbc-BWZUJCpaeGxLDxou1pWp890IQemO3Y8uBMMsK0UAWXyIQgiv0X-J8man/s2048/Saint+Lucy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguibfRk4pU9xkF9MYst-TZl5ELo20bugr7qkcyPxNBxLvJnl8gWuk4qov9gNhsczzgsRK5lUoyRjBFrf_vrbc-BWZUJCpaeGxLDxou1pWp890IQemO3Y8uBMMsK0UAWXyIQgiv0X-J8man/w266-h400/Saint+Lucy.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It’s up to you! Either you can celebrate Saint Lucy’s Day who miraculously couldn’t be violated or burnt (but could be stabbed in the neck). Or you can just acknowledge that this is Norse Yule Time and stick some candles on your bonce!</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-85643742252006359462020-11-29T02:49:00.003-08:002020-11-29T02:52:00.190-08:00It's Vampire Night!<iframe width="100%" height="120" src="https://www.mixcloud.com/widget/iframe/?hide_cover=1&autoplay=1&feed=%2FWyrd_Kalendar%2Fvampire-night%2F" frameborder="0" ></iframe>
<p> </p><p class="MsoNormal">It's Vampire Night! Let's dance, cavort and drink fresh
blood!* <o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">“Tonight is Vampire Night. In Romania the Strigoii or
Vampires are said to leave their graves to seek out their former homes and
victims. So hang out your garlic, put out your crosses… for the vampires are
prowling and they’re looking for you. Be safe. And, if you can’t be safe, then
dance, dance to these Vampire tunes. Happy Vampire Night!” – The Kalendar Host<o:p></o:p></p>
<p class="MsoNormal">With tunes from the likes of The Upsetters, Soft Cell, Gene
Page, Rupert Lally, Bauhaus, Vampire Sound Incorporated, The Hues Corporation,
Francois de Roubaix, Rob Zombie, Cobra Verde, Tangerine Dream, Gorillaz, Emil
Richards, Beth Orton, Jonathan Elias, Radiohead, Gerard McCann, Tito and
Tarantula, David Whitaker, Hot Blood, Jace Everett, Dirty Pretty Things,
Barenakedladies, Jason Segel, Michael Vickers, Nouvelle Vague, Ministry,
Michael Rubini and Denny Jaeger.<o:p></o:p></p>
<br /><p class="MsoNormal">*For vegans you could try Ribena, vegan red wine or Linda
McArtney's Blood Substitute (TM)<o:p></o:p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-12519439530252439132020-11-24T12:26:00.002-08:002020-11-24T12:26:36.983-08:00Vampire Night - Coming Soon<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyXBbAah1qAMS4huYj76DQ66gTpGv_vqqpvTe2coCqT8XYhhbFqlXGYjGeQAmC6Ch5Jp4hsIhlJjVW-mqqlVRbPmaunB4ZcrhFvDn4_loyJ9QBUWJOtsQkTygP2tXpmNoDxCG9dLqZJdQT/s2048/coming+vampire.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyXBbAah1qAMS4huYj76DQ66gTpGv_vqqpvTe2coCqT8XYhhbFqlXGYjGeQAmC6Ch5Jp4hsIhlJjVW-mqqlVRbPmaunB4ZcrhFvDn4_loyJ9QBUWJOtsQkTygP2tXpmNoDxCG9dLqZJdQT/w266-h400/coming+vampire.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><br /> <p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-84679653457532590742020-11-22T07:34:00.003-08:002020-11-22T07:34:16.915-08:00It's November 22nd! Play with your organ today!<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_tTFSpyaPM_sskUt1nnUW-cs8ah1EUmAQ3oTF4pVaON_FK21cMbbALeNiqc2b9eEyQW0MrDOal8bmdBUtzgnGEJe-dhJy_6E3SJ5vF_3As9A1SmTrbmFtqgCnKTQUTQi0Xt3OXtFaVBtg/s2048/cecilia.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_tTFSpyaPM_sskUt1nnUW-cs8ah1EUmAQ3oTF4pVaON_FK21cMbbALeNiqc2b9eEyQW0MrDOal8bmdBUtzgnGEJe-dhJy_6E3SJ5vF_3As9A1SmTrbmFtqgCnKTQUTQi0Xt3OXtFaVBtg/w266-h400/cecilia.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Thank you Saint Cecilia! Little did you know when you seduced that angel with your music that you would change the world! For your pains (being roasted in a bath and poorly beheaded*) we get to enjoy the grandiose sounds of the organ to this day.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">*It took her three days to die. That is poor axemanship.</div><div><br /></div></div><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /> <p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-67491711720542563512020-11-15T04:34:00.000-08:002020-11-15T04:34:01.937-08:00November 15th - Are your pants on Fire?<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaS6wveA7ivZGWOPhd-woqnLQXwlv2Mp71jN0JbsbCSHtLGHULxPtV3EwX_KV1_wLve7pHuMGINZrgXzavWuwDSwUhc2cE_QC8ryAfwBt1ySfMguRBoePwTbG-bGGUqt5IswwYQkOhQwJ_/s2048/liars+day.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaS6wveA7ivZGWOPhd-woqnLQXwlv2Mp71jN0JbsbCSHtLGHULxPtV3EwX_KV1_wLve7pHuMGINZrgXzavWuwDSwUhc2cE_QC8ryAfwBt1ySfMguRBoePwTbG-bGGUqt5IswwYQkOhQwJ_/w266-h400/liars+day.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It's a great day for liars!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">If you fancy a go then you could be in with a chance of winning a whetstone!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Runners up will get to ride home with the Bishop of Carlisle after he has finished his anti-lying sermon.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Good luck.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">If you can't make it to Temple Sowerby in the past you could attend the <a href="https://www.santonbridgeinn.com/the-worlds-bigest-liar" target="_blank">World's Biggest Liar Competition in the Lake District</a>. This contest is apparently over 150 years old and was reportedly started by Wordsworth and the Lakeland Poets who thought that the locals were the biggest fibbers in the UK. (Politicians, lawyers, estate agents and journalist need not apply.)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Source: Maypoles, Martyrs and Mayhem - Quentin Cooper and Paul Sullivan</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /> <p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-39507026520848386812020-10-25T10:17:00.006-07:002020-10-25T10:17:55.156-07:00October 25th - Cobblers! Take a Break!<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhs_oK-vrh8h_oUhx2dHLuhpRnfOBTJR8xBw77cc-EF4aNzWJzBu8F9DDXAs_b9XWn1KKW9IYErOJGenFXfF9Vrlz1Hej60UIhllkIksNX_I_h-CoEWHtVyoMnl_wJvbbKqMr6N_qYlgUls/s2048/cobblers.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhs_oK-vrh8h_oUhx2dHLuhpRnfOBTJR8xBw77cc-EF4aNzWJzBu8F9DDXAs_b9XWn1KKW9IYErOJGenFXfF9Vrlz1Hej60UIhllkIksNX_I_h-CoEWHtVyoMnl_wJvbbKqMr6N_qYlgUls/w266-h400/cobblers.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Hey shoemakers!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">You work so hard.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Thankfully the heroic cobblers Saint Crispin and his unimaginatively named younger brother, Crispinian died in horrific martyrdom so you could put your feet up and have a little drink or two today.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Go on. Put your feet up. You've earned it.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">For the rest of us non-cobblers mark this day by not bothering a cobbler. Maybe you could not wear a shoe or two or just give your shoes a rest, perhaps don't tie those pesky laces.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Have fun!</div><br /><br /><br /><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-48717858276029184182020-10-18T10:38:00.006-07:002020-10-18T10:39:44.292-07:00October 18th - Feeling Horny? It's time for the Charlton Horn Fair!<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz_WDeGPuHVIcsYJx1RGJxSAgZku8wsAaGy8XF42DW5OF4hlV4It3FqQ6sPGAktGakkDAaF_T9Okkp0KexvSi1GpWhrKPwn6wmpsWw5ph0GVE4eFDzHpNA9bKLh1NDwcJLWphrv4F_jXP8/s2048/horny.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz_WDeGPuHVIcsYJx1RGJxSAgZku8wsAaGy8XF42DW5OF4hlV4It3FqQ6sPGAktGakkDAaF_T9Okkp0KexvSi1GpWhrKPwn6wmpsWw5ph0GVE4eFDzHpNA9bKLh1NDwcJLWphrv4F_jXP8/w266-h400/horny.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><br /> At the Charlton Horn Fair you can dress as a king, as a Miller’s Wife or as a Miller (in which case don some horns you poor cuckhold) and celebrate King John tupping the Miller’s Wife by whipping women on the bottom with branches of furze and finishing the whole affair with a jolly orgy*! <div><br /><div><i>* Orgies are optional and liable to have the fair closed down (this happened in 1872).</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i><div>(Source: Maypoles Martyrs and Mayhem – Quentin Cooper and Paul Sullivan)</div><div><br /></div></i></div><br /><br /><p></p></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-78728429556785116152020-10-11T06:15:00.002-07:002020-10-11T06:15:17.613-07:00October 11th - P*ss off mouse!<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmOtR2INav-KJgi6dBb7DyNi59nvzyt18zoWDTkshmy1aDI6_ugc5RfztTiwy7UwBJ3wcuYgqTIvoLvKPu5vvrl6Gawv_71lPuMxI2v3jh2XFrombClvZczes61glk8GlSXU_q2GhdW7sy/s2048/piss+off+mouse.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmOtR2INav-KJgi6dBb7DyNi59nvzyt18zoWDTkshmy1aDI6_ugc5RfztTiwy7UwBJ3wcuYgqTIvoLvKPu5vvrl6Gawv_71lPuMxI2v3jh2XFrombClvZczes61glk8GlSXU_q2GhdW7sy/w266-h400/piss+off+mouse.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">On <b>Saint Canice's Day</b> we remember how the great saint of Inchkenneth reprimanded seagulls for their naughtiness and crucially how he banished mice for nibbling his sandals.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">So go on, tell a mouse to “piss off” today!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Interestingly you can also tell frogs to “bugger off” and badgers to “get lost”. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Seagulls can “do one”.</div><p></p><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /> <p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-14584185673935028872020-09-27T05:27:00.000-07:002020-09-27T05:27:08.771-07:00Burn the Moon Hare!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJH3bF0jsWLCycALEWJtmUu1EBE4nhFPMxFCseKXrLi8IZwxSzNjJ6O0kSJxoHVpATeuuOlNMgeRlQJLl0MvIg2lkJGNkLioAKIaIUYRvzGOZClJyWZ17l7qs1JLlwlxgTAIEha8kzdnHN/s2048/moon+hare.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJH3bF0jsWLCycALEWJtmUu1EBE4nhFPMxFCseKXrLi8IZwxSzNjJ6O0kSJxoHVpATeuuOlNMgeRlQJLl0MvIg2lkJGNkLioAKIaIUYRvzGOZClJyWZ17l7qs1JLlwlxgTAIEha8kzdnHN/w266-h400/moon+hare.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><br /><p><br /></p><p>It is the Autumn Harvest Moon. (Chung Ch’iu) </p><p>Give thanks for your Bountiful Harvest!</p><p>In Chinese thought the moon symbolizes the female principle of yin.</p><p>Women from each household will place the following on a specially prepared altar:</p><p>an image or figure of the Moon Hare</p><p>five platters of different fruit and</p><p>13 mooncakes (spicy circular cakes that represent the 13 months of the lunar year).</p><p>The women light incense, </p><p>approach the altar one by one and bow.</p><p>After this the picture/figure of the Moon Hare is burned.</p><p>Its soul is free and</p><p> it returns to the moon.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-5484593960805719592020-09-21T00:30:00.004-07:002020-09-21T00:30:00.140-07:00Keep your hands off Satan's Nuts!<p style="text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIrE2BkxuJxo6vePLQP5pR2YcE9TCUKazECjDomQIKghUPeM6umRbCUris8zeuI9_FMqYF5WADU2dDxb3o6CA8V9q8Rx-SOTbl9hxL_upxtDCYtTuRYKnfbOz3kDJEgrgWakcnvEhcM7yU/s2048/devil+nuts.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIrE2BkxuJxo6vePLQP5pR2YcE9TCUKazECjDomQIKghUPeM6umRbCUris8zeuI9_FMqYF5WADU2dDxb3o6CA8V9q8Rx-SOTbl9hxL_upxtDCYtTuRYKnfbOz3kDJEgrgWakcnvEhcM7yU/w266-h400/devil+nuts.jpg" width="266" /></a></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">This September 21st avoid gathering nuts...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It is Devil's Nutting Day and he doesn't take kindly to people handling his produce.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">If he catches you with your hands on his nuts he will send you mad or drag you to hell.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Also girls if you don't want to get a bun in the oven for god's sake don't go nutting. According to lore a good nut harvest will lead to a crop of unwanted bairns. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Check out the Nutting Song for further important info...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p>
<div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="175" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/8pwMXmLomjo" width="275"></iframe></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-27776193180503787672020-09-19T09:48:00.000-07:002020-09-19T09:48:05.821-07:00It's Saturday! Kill a Vampire!<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyOhIH8NZUAts9_gGE0zHX1BsjCqTgWbw3bF7DkLDCS5_9sXdKpgHu3vhvnhI3TEv5EO4HUABNZIMwf4J2TnJyEVVnFep1OKW2oNweuz1bNfxFYhMS9WxaKG2fA5VBNmYf2uXkPBRKTfWE/s2048/Vampires.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyOhIH8NZUAts9_gGE0zHX1BsjCqTgWbw3bF7DkLDCS5_9sXdKpgHu3vhvnhI3TEv5EO4HUABNZIMwf4J2TnJyEVVnFep1OKW2oNweuz1bNfxFYhMS9WxaKG2fA5VBNmYf2uXkPBRKTfWE/w266-h400/Vampires.jpg" width="266" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">According to legend the best day to kill a vampire is Saturday. This is because, as everyone knows, Vampires sleep in their coffins on Saturdays. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">So sharpen your stakes and get out there!</div><br /><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-71644029581958773032020-09-06T08:28:00.004-07:002020-09-06T08:47:48.364-07:00Stay Healthy with "Children in the Corn"!<p style="text-align: left;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAVcVfa2ksRh2ODZAeiJ20QSt_sjmM9vG7l2mNbF6w0msxe1KBg91p1W57VTsbpmtz9qX9V2E4PIXR2fFok9ySg29rqGElus6EEkMJDt1qDcpHiJAv_pz2Hci2-gLkF6kcNL-Sq8Ixa2rw/s2048/children+in+the+corn.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="625" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAVcVfa2ksRh2ODZAeiJ20QSt_sjmM9vG7l2mNbF6w0msxe1KBg91p1W57VTsbpmtz9qX9V2E4PIXR2fFok9ySg29rqGElus6EEkMJDt1qDcpHiJAv_pz2Hci2-gLkF6kcNL-Sq8Ixa2rw/w416-h625/children+in+the+corn.jpg" width="416" /></a></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">This Situa (Ancient Incan Festival) ward off the diseases of Spring by mixing cornmeal with a little of your children’s blood! Then eat it, spread it on your skin and paint your walls with it!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">“Children in the Corn - It’s good for what might ail you!”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">When you have finished the emperor of the Incas will send four noble Incas running to the north, south, east and west to chase away any remaining evil spirits that the cornmeal hasn't sorted out.</div><div><br /></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p><p style="direction: ltr; language: en-GB; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0in; margin-top: 0pt; mso-line-break-override: none; punctuation-wrap: hanging; text-align: justify; text-justify: inter-ideograph; unicode-bidi: embed; word-break: normal;"><br /></p><p><br /></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-58696589591655138472020-08-29T11:05:00.004-07:002020-08-29T11:05:29.365-07:00Happy Beheading Saint John the Baptist Day!<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPikzhK3jDyGWMNu8YlFi2chQQJGh9FxgfgT-9G22PMKX3lVnlhlUA6ywITLytYqm0VNK4Xc37eeriWZTTcghnvoBtpN0O1YBUgN-TuXwwCfv4SW-jXcCWZFOKVfX04NzFoXb7_3Aiibk0/s2048/wort.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPikzhK3jDyGWMNu8YlFi2chQQJGh9FxgfgT-9G22PMKX3lVnlhlUA6ywITLytYqm0VNK4Xc37eeriWZTTcghnvoBtpN0O1YBUgN-TuXwwCfv4SW-jXcCWZFOKVfX04NzFoXb7_3Aiibk0/s640/wort.jpg" /></a></div><p><br /></p><div style="text-align: center;">Thanks John the Baptist!</div><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Today you will find true love if you squeeze the leaves of St. John’s Wort and they bleed red. This is all down to the FACT that the juice from Saint John’s Wort IS the blood of John the Baptist shed during his beheading.</p><div><br /></div><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /> <p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-64188651462388514972020-08-24T08:38:00.002-07:002020-08-24T08:38:27.363-07:00It's over Swithun! Put that cloud down!<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsyoDOre0B5tH54k8wYxq2JIO17Fy4aPp8xK_VxCbXayeb3G1usppbnKTp4kHamvhXiAucoi7vvxdy3YekaoYSOX-NAYK8WbZ68AKalr2Imd1ewupD8xxonUez0e9orylGMBtjyPCnKg_T/s2048/SWITH+VE+BART.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsyoDOre0B5tH54k8wYxq2JIO17Fy4aPp8xK_VxCbXayeb3G1usppbnKTp4kHamvhXiAucoi7vvxdy3YekaoYSOX-NAYK8WbZ68AKalr2Imd1ewupD8xxonUez0e9orylGMBtjyPCnKg_T/s640/SWITH+VE+BART.jpg" /></a></div> <p></p><p style="text-align: center;">The reign of Saint Swithun is finished.</p><p style="text-align: center;">The 40 day tyranny of his weather curse is over.</p><p style="text-align: center;">Saint Bartholomew has taken the weather from his hands and now all bets are off.</p><p style="text-align: center;">He'll be back next year, but for now we can expect 10 months of unpredictable weather, unlike the last 40 days of course.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-52519747892835515822020-08-19T13:30:00.000-07:002020-08-19T13:30:02.759-07:00Ploughboys and Horses - WKTV
<p> In the second episode of Strange Folk Games Find out about the Orkney ploughing competition, urine on plough blades and Billy Whizz!</p><p>Happy Ploughing!</p><iframe allow="accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="157" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/uphRpfxJMvY" width="280"></iframe>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-44517758602490032902020-08-16T13:15:00.000-07:002020-08-16T13:15:14.131-07:00 Happy HARMONIC CONVERGENCE Day!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwmDCbwdr0iSPOxzU2z8xyXxHGuUzBn49qRjARMipcFFOVtonH_BTz8l2IvKMEk8_749A8Q6ZYZXT73ZJDKaMje1wyXGugScUuUdmlSxwIkPGjp83isDWRtj7ekcDvsZc1vU1ra1zZE99D/s2048/harm.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwmDCbwdr0iSPOxzU2z8xyXxHGuUzBn49qRjARMipcFFOVtonH_BTz8l2IvKMEk8_749A8Q6ZYZXT73ZJDKaMje1wyXGugScUuUdmlSxwIkPGjp83isDWRtj7ekcDvsZc1vU1ra1zZE99D/s640/harm.jpg" /></a></div><p><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;">According to the art historian Jose Arguelles’ interpretation of the Mayan Calendar the alignment of celestial objects* (on august 16th 1987) was expected to herald the start of a five year period of peace** and heavenly cleansing. This would prepare the way for a visitation by other worldly beings.***</p><p style="text-align: center;">New age enthusiasts joined together at specially selected sites around the world (Lake Titicaca, Ruins in New Mexico) ready for rebirth.</p><p style="text-align: center;">*The planets did not align as expected.</p><p style="text-align: center;">**There wasn’t a period of peace.</p><p style="text-align: center;">***No-one came to visit.</p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>(Source – The Mystical Year – Time-Life Books)</i></span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-27416627236000790142020-08-16T10:17:00.001-07:002020-08-16T10:17:37.965-07:00Don't Swing on a Sunday!<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzWwrAsPLT8q-M3HfAJg83zO-e9KUs7LJqes42fC_e6SNQLdautNlxQscedAwqa4VkdOFr1RiehExUONBc3DG2b87IKuDsvJOUcXsfx-lnvx7zw-dfExcDEPHjbZqRw-VcDQultPUIrixt/s2048/swinging.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzWwrAsPLT8q-M3HfAJg83zO-e9KUs7LJqes42fC_e6SNQLdautNlxQscedAwqa4VkdOFr1RiehExUONBc3DG2b87IKuDsvJOUcXsfx-lnvx7zw-dfExcDEPHjbZqRw-VcDQultPUIrixt/s640/swinging.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">If children swing on </div><p></p><p style="text-align: center;">Sunday </p><p style="text-align: center;">the Devil </p><p style="text-align: center;">will either come </p><p style="text-align: center;">or rattle his chains…</p><p style="text-align: center;">"YOU MUST NOT PLAY ON SUNDAY</p><p style="text-align: center;">BECAUSE IT IS A SIN;</p><p style="text-align: center;">BUT YOU MAY PLAY ON MONDAY</p><p style="text-align: center;">TILL SUNDAY COMES AGAIN."</p><p style="text-align: center;">(Source: Household Tales with other Traditional Remains – Sidney Oldall Addy)</p><div><br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-21521915874150681452020-08-10T09:10:00.000-07:002020-08-10T09:10:17.265-07:00Get Lazy! It's Saint Laurence's Day!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-VDok58a4Sj-6kSJbxH_Olu-QZ16o8HN0bWrIu5UclF53ewQHuO3Sxoq4CaUF73MXuF3SN5sNKRqX2LzagNpvRDuRb9xAvFWvdZflFj9N3n997e9qrCYLjVyrL1PtJZ_mj5pB7ag2ljP2/s2048/laurence.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-VDok58a4Sj-6kSJbxH_Olu-QZ16o8HN0bWrIu5UclF53ewQHuO3Sxoq4CaUF73MXuF3SN5sNKRqX2LzagNpvRDuRb9xAvFWvdZflFj9N3n997e9qrCYLjVyrL1PtJZ_mj5pB7ag2ljP2/s640/laurence.jpg" /></a></div><p><br /></p><p>Today is a day to relax. Thanks to Saint Laurence, martyred by being cooked on a gridiron, today is a day you are allowed to be lazy due to the heat. </p><p>Thank you Saint Laurence!</p><p>Saint Laurence (as well as championing the lazy) is the Patron Saint of Bakers. Because he was cooked to death. He laughs about it now.</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5050116383399872561.post-28677561746139491782020-08-04T07:09:00.000-07:002020-08-04T07:09:15.622-07:00Decorate your milk pail! It's Kit Dressing Day!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR-A0cOo41MxdGwB0TYSsSP6h29uw7J-dNLUecO3JRDcwhp0ZQG9wgZyfkBrcVJO8sbB6cXkTQXI9KQG4JzUqigm-0J865-hCjTV_ECok8ImLB5Z5zFFlWlkiXR_abVeGSrS3FW150M3tp/s2048/kit+dressing.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="1364" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR-A0cOo41MxdGwB0TYSsSP6h29uw7J-dNLUecO3JRDcwhp0ZQG9wgZyfkBrcVJO8sbB6cXkTQXI9KQG4JzUqigm-0J865-hCjTV_ECok8ImLB5Z5zFFlWlkiXR_abVeGSrS3FW150M3tp/s640/kit+dressing.jpg" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">It is August the 4th.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">The sun is shining.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">The cattle are lowing.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">And you the hearty milk-maid are ready for the kit-dressing.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">You have your best kit (pail) and you have wound intricate twigs of willow around the handle and the sides.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Into these you insert flowers, silk and muslin ribbons and other trinkets.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Then you join the procession to the willow tree.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">The Kit dressing ritual of August 4th is the inspiration behind the Wyrd Kalendar story "The Weeping will Walk" which you can purchase <a href="https://www.lulu.com/shop/chris-lambert/wyrd-kalendar/paperback/product-23371751.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">This also inspired Icarus Peel to create this tune for the August track of the <a href="https://megadodo.bandcamp.com/album/wyrd-kalendar" target="_blank">Wyrd Kalendar album</a>.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div>
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