"The Crucified Hare" is the March set story from "Wyrd Kalendar.
This is a live reading from March 27th 2021.
Written and performed by Chris Lambert
Today is the unluckiest day of the year.
It is Childermas - the day in which we remember the babies killed by King Herod - this is considered to be the unluckiest day.
If the 28th has fallen on a Monday then this is also Judas' birthday. This day is also considered to be the unluckiest day of the year. So you have two for the price of one.
Our advice?
Stay in bed.
And if you've got out of bed?
Go back to bed and stay there.
There really is no point doing anything today.