March - A Live Reading of "The Crucified Hare"

 

"The Crucified Hare" is the March set story from "Wyrd Kalendar. 

This is a live reading from March 27th 2021. 

Written and performed by Chris Lambert

February - "February the 31st" - A reading by Kate Abery

 

Kate Abery reads "February the 31st" from various exotic locations in and around Dubai. "February the 31st" is taken from "Wyrd Kalendar".

It's January 31st! Make your bed (and pop your clothes outside).

 

On this Imbolc Eve prepare for the Fire Goddess Brigid* by making a straw doll, making your bed  and leaving out clothes for her to bless to ensure fertility. 

*She later changed her name to St. Bridget so as not to upset the new neighbours.

It's January 24th! Listen to the tits!

 

It's January 16th - Enjoy the Wassail (but not too much!)

 

This is allowed...

This is frowned upon...

It's December 28th! Just stay in bed...

 

Today is the unluckiest day of the year. 

It is Childermas - the day in which we remember the babies killed by King Herod - this is considered to be the unluckiest day. 

If the 28th has fallen on a Monday then this is also Judas' birthday. This day is also considered to be the unluckiest day of the year. So you have two for the price of one. 

Our advice?

Stay in bed.

And if you've got out of bed?

Go back to bed and stay there.

There really is no point doing anything today.

It's December 13th! Stick some candles on your bonce!

It’s up to you! Either you can celebrate Saint Lucy’s Day who miraculously couldn’t be violated or burnt (but could be stabbed in the neck). Or you can  just acknowledge that this is Norse Yule Time and stick some candles on your bonce!