Tug My Lug!

As everyone knows it is "Pully Lug Day" today!

This of course means (as you all know) that you can pull other people's ears without getting into any trouble at all.

But only in Carlisle.

If you want to pull ears tomorrow anywhere other than Carlisle it is vital that you follow the following rules:

1. All those who you want to pull the ears of must first consent to their ears being pulled.

2. This consent must be signed by yourself, the ear-pullee and four witnesses (one of whom must be a priest and the other a member of the local constabulary).

3. You must agree a time and location for the ear pull.

4. If at any time the ear-pullee changes their mind they must say the agreed ear-pull negation phrase (this will be recorded on the consent form).

5. You must ensure your hands are warm prior to the ear-pull.

6. At the cessation of the ear-pull a doctor must immediately check the ear and your hand.

Safe ear-pulling everyone!

A handy cut-out-and-keep poster for you to cut out and keep.