This September 21st avoid gathering nuts...
It is Devil's Nutting Day and he doesn't take kindly to people handling his produce.
If he catches you with your hands on his nuts he will send you mad or drag you to hell.
Also girls if you don't want to get a bun in the oven for god's sake don't go nutting. According to lore a good nut harvest will lead to a crop of unwanted bairns.
Check out the Nutting Song for further important info...
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