It's December 28th! Just stay in bed...

 

Today is the unluckiest day of the year. 

It is Childermas - the day in which we remember the babies killed by King Herod - this is considered to be the unluckiest day. 

If the 28th has fallen on a Monday then this is also Judas' birthday. This day is also considered to be the unluckiest day of the year. So you have two for the price of one. 

Our advice?

Stay in bed.

And if you've got out of bed?

Go back to bed and stay there.

There really is no point doing anything today.

It's December 13th! Stick some candles on your bonce!

It’s up to you! Either you can celebrate Saint Lucy’s Day who miraculously couldn’t be violated or burnt (but could be stabbed in the neck). Or you can  just acknowledge that this is Norse Yule Time and stick some candles on your bonce!