Today is the day to visit old Great Auntie Margery at her ancient walk in tomb.
Remember to take wine, flowers and milk as it is a well known fact that ghosts love them. However they also take great umbrage if you decide to get married today or if you worship at the local temple. There is nothing worse than a grumpy ghost so we at Wyrd Kalendar have created a poster for you to remember these important rules so that you can commune with the dead without fear of retribution.
If you are having trouble getting hold of Wine, Flowers and Milk you could try WINOWILK!
Developed by Parentalia Labs, this contains all the Wine, Flowers and Milk and ghost would needs and will guarantee you are safe from any hauntings by angry ancestral spectres!*
*Hauntings by angry ancestral spectres may still occur.
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