On Saint Canice's Day we remember how the great saint of Inchkenneth reprimanded seagulls for their naughtiness and crucially how he banished mice for nibbling his sandals.
So go on, tell a mouse to “piss off” today!
Interestingly you can also tell frogs to “bugger off” and badgers to “get lost”.
Seagulls can “do one”.
