Tomorrow is Plough Monday and an opportunity for all young men to dress as ladies and terrorise the local populace.
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It's all fun and games until the Plough Witchers wreck your front garden. |
Work starts on Plough Tuesday but until then pay the Witcher's your toll or get your front garden ploughed!
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"Dance with me! Or thy frontage I will plough!" the wicked Plough Witcher sang. "I shall but only to preserve the innocence of my petunias..." replied the maid. |
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