Sunday, 7 January 2018

On Plough Monday beware the Plough Witchers...

Tomorrow is Plough Monday and an opportunity for all young men to dress as ladies and terrorise the local populace.
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It's all fun and games until the Plough Witchers wreck your front garden.

Work starts on Plough Tuesday but until then pay the Witcher's your toll or get your front garden ploughed!

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"Dance with me! Or  thy frontage I will plough!" the wicked Plough Witcher sang.
"I shall but only to preserve the innocence of my petunias..." replied the maid.

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