Tomorrow is Plough Monday and an opportunity for all young men to dress as ladies and terrorise the local populace.
|It's all fun and games until the Plough Witchers wreck your front garden.|
Work starts on Plough Tuesday but until then pay the Witcher's your toll or get your front garden ploughed!
|"Dance with me! Or thy frontage I will plough!" the wicked Plough Witcher sang.|
"I shall but only to preserve the innocence of my petunias..." replied the maid.