Saturday 1 August 2020

Oi Witches! Stop bothering my cows!



Witches are such a problem at Lammas time. 
One of their main crimes (alongside curses, hexes and general chicanery) is of course COW BOTHERING.
Nobody wants to see a cow being bothered. No-one wants to see the results of cow bothering.
You’ve asked the witches nicely and yet on they bother.
Bothering the cows so the milk goes sour.
Bothering the calves so they forget to grow.
Bothering the bulls so their pintels droop.

What can you do? The answer is simple: 

Put a ball of hair into a pail of milk today and that will keep the witches from your cows!

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