Tuesday 9 May 2017

"Shades of My Fathers, Depart!" Protecting yourselves from spirits in May


On May 9th, 11th and 13th in Ancient Rome our Ancestors' homes were awash with spirits.
It was such a plague that it was advised not to get married in May due to the inevitable bad luck it would bring.

If this still strikes you as something of a problem then below is a handy ritual you can do (you need to be the head of the house for this to work).

The Wyrd Kalendar have also printed these instructions on a poster for you to use in case of emergency (see above).

ARE YOU AN ANCIENT ROMAN?
Are you worried about the GATE between THIS WORLD and THE NEXT OPENING? Because YOU know that ON MAY 9th, 11th and 13th THIS SORT OF THING ALWAYS HAPPENS…

Follow these SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS on EACH NIGHT to STOP LEMURES (restless spirits) ENTERING YOUR HOME…

i. Arise at MIDNIGHT
ii. Wash Hands THREE times
iii. Walk through house SPITTING and TOSSING BLACK BEANS behind you for the GHOSTS to GATHER
iv. REPEAT the previous actions NINE times
v. Wash your HANDS again
vi. Strike a BRASS vessel
vii. Call out NINE times “SHADES OF MY FATHERS, DEPART.”

If that doesn't sort out those pesky spirits of your ancestors nothing will.


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